"Engineering without money is ingenuity" - Jim Bishop; Castle Builder

So its Wednesday. I'm at the book store counting the hours left before i get to go home and smoke massive bing ribbs of Jack Herrer.

GREATEST SKATEBOARDER OF ALL TIME
Watch this (before reading) http://www.wimp.com/skateboardtalent/
greatest skate boarder of all time. if i was nast at skating id wanna be like this kid. fuckin flipin and sliding, extra decks and nast little jumps? retarded. this kid get so laid. if not, ill fuck his brains out. skull fuck the shit outta this dude's pertty little mouth. beat a dick off with a palm fulla grip tape.

DL the original DW
http://www.sendspace.com/file/8qw4oi
So a couple of summers ago, my friends John and Gabe and I were bored so we started a little band in order to play some shows and keep our selves occupied the final weeks of summer. This band was called Double Wonderful. After that summer, (when john and gabe went back to school) Matt joined and the band, i started playing piano and the band became what its known as today. BUT originally, it was the 3 of us (john, gabe and I). We worked on each others tunes, and played some shows. This song was one of John's. It was recorded in my basement. I'm playing Drums, Gabe on bass, and John on guitar. Gabe sings the verse, John sings the Chorus and I did the "Oohs" in the verse and the harm on the "Baby's Drool" line in the chorus. I think John probs re-did the tambo. other wise, i think thats me? anyhooo......take a listen. my drum take is nast. 2 takes. kids a proff.


MY INSPIRATION. this dude is the best vlogger out there....



So this isnt real, this dude is this Bobby Keller. He has a show (on public access) in Scranton PA. He (like us) is into the whole fuggin with the audience kinda thing. Keener sent me this. I dont know how he found it. regardless, its the best.

CRAZY PEOPLE GET SHIT DONE.


FUCK YES! the guys building his own castle! like as much as this dude is bonkers, like this really got to me. like the whole "fuck off, im doing it my way" additude. Like the building is awesome. is crooked, its ugly, its the 40 year work of a true maniac. so sick. in his interview hes spewing off a bunch of disgruntled psycho babble but a few lines in there really are awesome words of wisdom that can be applied to all things in life (esp. artistic ventures) "engineering without money is ingenuity" FUCKIN A! Film Making/editing or song writing/recording. like this is what i'm talking about! no script? no ideas? hell yea! fuck your fucking pro tools or your damn final cut, your schooling, your know it all bullshit. like, this is how we get shit done. "i don't believe in immortality but ill come closer to it then any King or Pharaoh because i built this with my own hands." fuck yea. think about someone like R Stevie Moore. like these are the artist that artists love. he made everything himself. and well, thats the shit that TRULY is the bomb ass. and finally "(psychotic laughter) When are they gonna come get me? when are they gonna shoot me? they're not! you know why? cause i'm a slave building something they're ultimately going to take over." think of Kurt Cobain. This is the shit you start to talk about just before you blow your brains out. "why cant i just be Jim Bishop; Castle Builder?" fuck yea son. build on.

so if you've noticed, cause i just have, all the videos and stuff i'm talking about here are all people with their own independent/DIY styles. the one guys making up his own skateboard style, another guys doing his own style of comedy in PA, we made our own reco and jim bishops building a castle.
my point is DO SOMETHING with some fucking STYLE! donezo.

Weekend - sunday's fucking rule.

whats the goof?

got amap pants

This basig is what i looked like last night at Damons apt. (*blue shirt) i was rocking my buckskins. no socks. psh!? what am i some kinda fag?

Went to Damon's


this crazy buzzard was there. Liz rules. The party was fun. Matt and Wessmon are the funniest. Halfway through the party, i get a call that a friend of mine picked up some of the best weed ever. so matt and i bugged wessmon to go back to sea cliff. (becasue Katy didint wanna go home yet, she drove too) Matt and i kept being trying but wessmon wasnt budging, eventully him and matt left. So, I had to wait another 2 hours whlile Katy made out with some goob and finished 4 more beers. by that time, Katy was wasted, so Mary drove Katy's car home. We Dropped off Brendo and got Wackarnolds. Headed into Glen head and scooped up Jack Herrer. So nast.

Tonight is HBO/vh1 /shitty tv and jack. sundays bape. the best. nothing better than kicking back watching and ripping tubes.

By and By, when the Buckskin are safe....for the Little Buckskins

Donald Vampire.

"We're conforming to the way machines play music. It's robots' choice. It used to be ladies' choice — now it's robots' choice."
— Donald Fagen

You can take any Steely Dan song and replace any noun with the word "Buckskin". (steely being a band known for songs lyrics containing descriptions of specific names and places in their songs ex: peg, josie, kid charlemagne, ect ect) esp the songs SIGN IN STRANGER & DOCTOR WU.

Sign In Buckskin


"You Buckskin! Be Born Again my Buckskin. Won't you sign in Buckskin?"


Doctor Buckskin

with such great lines as...
"bucksin lied. you can se it in her buckskin." and "can you hear me doctor Buckskin? Are you really jut a shadow of a Buckskin I once knew? are you crazy? are you Buckskin? or just an ordinary Buckskin? have you done all that you can do? are you with me Buckskin? CAN YOU HEAR ME BUCKSKIN?"

basig matt and i have listened to these songs so many times we know every line. we just laugh now when any steely dan song comes on, thinking about upcoming lines being changed to have the word Buckskin thrown in and all trying to be the first one to blurt (blart) it out. basig my point is steely dan's words are awesomely insane, and like me, they make my friends laugh and get psyched about singing along. like, knowing the stranger lines in a steely dan song was a thing to show off. and soon it became like a game....the first 100 times we listened to them. cause lets face it, over time, we'd kinda sing along but never with that same enthusiasm. But now with a little buckskin in the mix, its breathing new life into these tunes we love so much. it works with any song, but yea, steely dan is the ultimate so, yea matt and i get a real kick out of this in the car.



Hes the King of The Buckskins as far as i know

Weve got to have some music on the New Fontier

Cool Cat

damon sent me this video. i cant stop watching it. the best is from 0:10 - 0:13. hes mashing a cat on a fucking keyboard! Wessmon probs thinks this is cruel. his cat fucking sucks.


now this is what im talking about! i found this on youtube like outta nowhere. and its exactly what i needed. biggie smalls over smooth tunes? boss. let alone its off fuggin nightfly. some guy called Roy G and the Biv on youtube. cool name. its good. i dont know the biggie song, but i like the "Fage-o". but umm word life, to hear a song like this that I MADE go HERE. download that shit. listen to a smooth song i cut up by the band Pages and put a couple bars of biggie over.

*ps know that i did this a while ago. this kids compin my style. for the reco.

one of the best songs ever written. The guy singing/playing guitar (and creepy air piano) is Jay Graydon, the guy who did the solo on Steely Dan's song Peg. So nast. WE alll know how miuch i love that tune. RIGHT? The guy behind the piano is Brody "Bromance" Jenners step-father, David Foster. We all know the Kardashians for their reality show, but did anyone see the show on fox where Broady and his brother torture the shit out of David Foster? it was called The Princes of Malibu. The show was Brody and his brother (pre kardashina show) fucking with their step father this angry, tool ass, musician guy. Turns out that tool wrote some of the smoothest tunes ever with Jay Graydon, in a band called Airplay. This is them reunited in 1994 doing the song "Nothing you can do about it".
ok so this video is insane, right? first of, the vocals are like fucking flawless. and the harms are coming out of this fucking big fat john popper looking dude, all dressed in black, hiding under a hat holding the mic like its his penis. and like outta no where the fucking shots of the crazy old dude playing the bass?? and jay graydon like being all weird wiht his hands and shit. playing creepy air piano. its the best thing on youtube. greatest live performance, ever. david foster live in japan.


NRBQ - me and the boys. I cant get enough of this tune. These guys are Matt Groening's favorite band. I decieded to search them after watching the simpsons commentary on season 11 where they are mentioned and do their version of the end theme. Theyre fuggin cruising music. and for someone who pt cruises like myself, this is right up my cruiser. This youtube video is pretty funny. Obv some guy just filmed some racing footage (cruising footage) off his tv and had nrbq on a boom box in the room. The most public Access looking thing on youtube. It rules almost as much as the song.

NOW The FUCKIN ">Live Version from 82 ' whhaaaaa? like the other video is all fun and games but this live version is the shit. The bass tone!?! HOOOO! like the keyboardist is insane. the fucking drummers a beast. they got a huge fat guy whos nast and a horn section? WHERE DO I SIGN UP? like cmon! LOOK AT HOW MUCH THE CROWDS DIGGIN IT? like, everyone at that show, got laid that night. im serious. and it was BECAUSE of how sick that tune made them all feel! ya know? they all left the show that night sooo pumped on "me and the boys" that they grabbed the nearest person and like went fuggin balls deep on fay. NOW THATS what im talking about! balls on FAY! so word, NRBQ soooo sigg.

New Frontier


finally, the greatest song ever these days. New Frontier by Donald Fagen. Half of Steely Dan, This song is off the same reco as the video aboove with the biggie smalls sample, Nightfly. This is the reco ive been driving round blastin on the way to work and back and sevs and back. other than nrbq, id wanna play in this band.....for a week. SO smooth. SO sigg. its the definition of nasty smooth tunes. 

watch these, learn them, then talk to me.

suck a peancreast, out. peancreast. bea.

Today i drove around blastin rap beats i made....

Today was all about....



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i drove around today blastin rap and talkin on my cell piece. shit is bomb. went to 2 differnt pizza places. whaaaaa? 2?  shit is off the hook, son.

listen your self. i made this.

copped like siggs saggs for like 75 bones. pawn'd one off for like 20 bones to beanzo, bam! Tiny Hustles. Kids turning 1 dolla into 2 kiod. YAH MON. kids making moves. SAVAGEST OF's.

#1

Yah Mon, Blogs Mon. I totally Blog now. I'm a Blogmon.

Ok, so i guess im gonna talk about my life and stuff. Im probs just gonna wind up postin youtube videos and link to songs that are cool. thats a cool blog right? ok, sweet sugg a peen, heres whats cool.....

Tiger Woods 06 Is the Shit.

 

All i wanna do every night is sit around getting toastedly nastier at this game.

Macs Are The Shit.

Ok, if you dont know, ive got one and i use it. alot. so much that i broke it. alll the stuff i had been making for the last 6 months was gone. mp3s, garage band files, imovie files, all my settings, phone numbers, you name it my life was on that computer. and i mean, i was "King Make Shit On My Mac". TV shows, Music, Music Videos, Show Flyers/Pictures... i always had like 1 gig of space on my comp and like i ran that shit into the ground. Did everything i could to try to get everything back. no luck. found out my only option was to pay 2,500 to only maybe get it back and some files might be damaged ect ect. So instead of that, i just replaced the hard drive with a brand new 500 gig this xmas PLUS a 1,000 GIG EXTERNAL hard drive so this shit never happo's again. So now, im back in action with the new leopard operating system. What's sick is they have this green screen option now when filming/taking pictures.

Here's a video mary and i made (music : Time Heals by Todd Rundgren)

Gordon @ The Beach

*wessmon

OMG! remember that night?

 

TITS DOOD!

So, Yea, thats lots of fun.

The Dana Carvey Show wikipedia

Ok so, i loved Wayne's World as a kid and ya know Mike Myers went on to be a star, whatevs. fugg em. Dana Carvey. So Basig In 1996 Dana Carvey, Steven Colbert, Steven Carrell and Robert Smigel (SNL and Conan writer, Voice/Puppet Master behind Triumph the Insult Comic Dog) were all on a sketch show (produced by Louis C.K. of HBO' Lucky Louie, with additional material written by Bob Odenkirk of Mr. Show/producer of Tim and Eric/Tom Goes to the Mayor, Dino Stapatopolis who wrote for Mr. Show and created Moral Oral on the Adult Swim and Greg Daniels who wrote for the Simpsons, Amercianized the Office and created King of the Hill w/ Mike Judge) that was cancelled by ABC after 8 episodes. Seems the show was too insane for its 9:30 time slot in 96'.With skits featuring a 8 nippled Bill Clinton breast feeding babies i can see why I can see why it was cancelled for being too over the top. but i tell you, i was laughing so hard last night watching this. given it was 6am and i had been gettin toasted all night, its still wayyyy funnier than any bullshit SNL was doing at the time. plus now its great watching casue EVERYONE on it or associated wht it has wound up goin on to do great things. seriously, this shit rules.

Paul McCartney impressions will always be funny.

HULUBAPE

watch the show here

seacrest out.